Dangerous Curves (2000)iMDB Rating: 4.5
Date Released : 14 March 2000
Genre : Thriller
Stars : Robert Carradine, Maxine Bahns, David Carradine, Marina Anderson
Movie Quality : HDrip
Format : MKV
Size : 700 MB
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A defense lawyer goes to find his former client whose late husband's money is missing. He's not the only one who's looking for her, and she has a plan of her own.
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Please Lemmie Out!
I was laughing my butt off the entire time this movie was playing. To say it's a comedy is a masterpiece of understatement. The lawyer (robert carradine) is sitting in his office when his secretary shows him a snapshot of her vacation. The lawyer recognizes a woman in the picture as the murderous thief babe that he'd fallen in love with while getting her off on her murder charge. The His secretary gives him the address of the hotel they stayed in where the chick in the picture works behind the counter .. Okay, He meets her. In her apartment he meets her. She tries seduction on him and then excuses herself out of the room for a trip down stairs to a Flower Truck. The lawyer stands in the room for awhile. A few seconds later he's offered a beer by a wife-less drunken neighbor with a handful of long necks that he'd met while both were trying to make it to the second floor via the stairs. Lawyer casually walks into bedroom where he finds the dead bloody corpse of a fat guy. Neighbor slowly follows. He sees! He gasps! He runs for the police in three quarter time thinking that the innocent lawyer has committed the gristly crime.
Lawyer Runs.
Enter Marina Carradine and friends:
Man - hating smirking Dyke types complete in black leather and chains who are extremely fond of carrying sliced off male reproductive organs in jars of formaldehyde.
Lawyer runs very fast
Steals motorcycle and runs into scared upstairs neighbor on bicycle
Enter David Carradine:
Lemmie is a half-wit retarded flower Shop owner who's in love with the vixen babe. He does for her anything she asks. He's her dupe and would die for her in a heartbeat.
Enter about 3 guys -- One with a tattoo on his shaved head. I don't know what they're doing in the picture but their villains of some kind.
Lawyer runs
His stolen car plasters into the upstairs neighbor who's hobbling his bicycle back into town
One sex scene between lawyer and vixen in a cave with blow-up doll on floor
Money!
The vixen stole money!
The Dyke's want the money!
The shaved-heads wants the money!
Lemme doesn't want the money...
Lawyer doesn't want the money...
Vixon dies in a fire for the money
Hey wait a minute - No she don't!
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